So Plato (yes, that Greek dude who hobnobbed around town with Socrates and Aristotle) once said “Love is a grave mental disease.”

For someone who liked to wrap himself in bedsheets, the man might have been onto something.

Like every other ultra-commercialized “special day”, Valentine’s Day brings around different emotions to different people – by feeding that disease.

Well, let’s bring in an option for a change to all that.

Here is an alternative view for those who feel snubbed on Valentine’s.

 

GET YOUR BUTT TO THE GYM

You see, while you are lying there, contemplating your life story, there is one thing you can always be sure of.

The weights will never lie to you.

A 400lb bench press will always be a 400lb bench press.

Now that’s honest.

You can also rest assured that wherever you put that 400lb bar, whenever you come back, it will always be waiting there for you.

Now that’s faithful.

Regardless of your mood, that 400lb bar is always going to treat you the same way.

Now that’s unwavering loyalty and respect.

Who else is thinking the dating a 400lb bar is starting to sound like a pretty good deal?

It’s Valentine’s Day every day you know.

 

 

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